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Why should you never talk to Pi? Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5? Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper? What did the zero say to the eight? Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Are monsters good at math? Not unless Jockes hamnd nobbar blagult Count Dracula. Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Did you hear about the mathematician Jockes hamnd nobbar blagult afraid of negative numbers?

How come old math teachers never die? They tend to just lose some of their functions. My girlfriend is the square root of How do you stay warm in any room? Did you hear the one about the statistician. Anything else is mean. A farmer counted cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river? It was three feet deep on average. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side. Why do math teachers love parks so much? Because of all the natural logs. How do you do math in your head? Just use imaginary numbers. Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots. Why are math books so darn depressing?

Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use algo-rhythm. What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own? On a multiplication table. How do you get from point A to point B? How do you make seven an even number? Where do mathematicians like to party? What happens when you hire an odd-job guy to do 8 jobs?

They only do 1, 3, 5 and 7. Why should you never Jockes hamnd nobbar blagult the number ? What do you call dudes who love math? What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie? Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

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Why DID seven eat nine? Because they always knew X was Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees. What do you call an angle that is adorable?

Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point! Jockes hamnd nobbar blagult was too cubed. What does the little mermaid wear? Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.

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